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Lost in Wonderland

Jasmine Eadie (left) as the Cheshire Cat and Jaymie Gunn as Lorina in Lost in Wonderland, Capilano University, 2022.

the nighthawks

sense & sensibility

Sarah Cantuba (left) as Elinor and Rachel Jaune as Marianne in the premier production.

A dog at a feast

Produced by Bleeding Heart Theatre at the Vancouver Fringe 2016. Directed by Evan Frayne. Featuring Alison Kelly, Barbara Tomasic, and Lisa Goebel.

Dog at a Feast is a real meal...The dialogue is sharp, funny and right on the money…a fast-paced, tell-it-like-it-is gem.” - Jo Ledingham, Vancouver Courier

“Michelle Deines’s script is smart and witty…I simply adored this play.” - Helen Martin, CiTR

About: Diane is an arts critic who glories in writing bloodthirsty reviews for any show she thinks is sub-standard—which is most of them. Maya is an up-and-coming starlet who has been on a string of luck. Janet is a theatre veteran who sees things exactly as they are, and is therefore thoroughly depressed. One day, Janet approaches Diane about a new project, which unwittingly forces Diane to face her biggest fear.

A dark comedy, A Dog at a Feast examines the power of the fear of judgement, and how we are all our own worst critics.

Length: One Act.
Cast: 3 f.

i am the bastard daughter of engelbert humperdinck

Co-written with performer Kathryn Kirkpatrick (pictured). Produced by Working Spark Theatre in 2015 at the Shadbolt Centre, and in 2013 at the Firehall Arts Centre.

“I laughed! I cried!” Plank Magazine

“A lot of fun, and with an underlying poignancy that is well-earned. Humperdinck should be proud!”Vancouver Sun

About: 10-year-old Kathy must help out at meetings of the Engelbert Humperdinck Fan Club, Montreal Chapter, because her mother is Secretary. Secretly, Kathy begins to nurse an obsession with “Enge,” who seems to be the best candidate to help save her family from imminent collapse…

Nominated for the 2015 Jessie Richardson Theatre Award for Outstanding New Script; Nominated for the 2013 Cultchivating the Fringe Award.

Length: One Act.
Cast: 1 f (who plays 8+ parts). Photo by Emily Cooper.

*English with some French.


Other plays that I've written include...

  • Ghosts in Baghdad (Produced by Working Spark Theatre in 2014.) Nominated for the Jessie Richardson Award for Outstanding New Script & Winner of the Special Merit Prize of Theatre BC’s Playwriting Competition of 2013.

  • The Toilet Paper Caper (Public reading at the Firehall Arts Centre BC Buds Festival, 2012). Nominated for the Stage West Family comedy Award 2013.

  • A Thousand Miles To Go (MFA Thesis Project, UBC 2011)

  • The Universal Knitting Revival Club (Site-specific short play performed at the Firehall Centre BC Buds Festival, 2011). Co-written with Kathryn Kirkpatrick

  • To the Moon (Produced by Working Spark Theatre, Vancouver Fringe 2007).

Please contact me to request the rights, or for any information on these scripts.